I Spent A Week With A Fake Septum Piercing

Photo: Courtesy of FKA Twigs. Before you get all, "Psh, BFD!" on me, you need to know a couple things: I have two piercings, and they are both in my earlobes. The closest I've come to any further body modification was in high school, when I accidentally stabbed ink into the back of my heel by stepping on a pen. I now have a permanent green blob on my foot that, at best, looks like a suspect mole. A tattoo it is not, but it certainly says a lot about me (I am a klutz). And, my feelings toward nos...